December 2005 - I've found Paradise and I'm not coming home
I couldn’t believe my luck. “It’s The Maldives this time”, my agent told me – well how could I refuse? I packed my sun-seeking gear and set off. When I arrived the scenery was breathtaking. For the first few days I just put on my shades and lazed around

I looked the business in my cap

 

 

I built a sand castle – a pretty good one even if I do say so myself!

I soon discovered that The Maldives a just paradise. I decided that nobody was going to make me go home, so I started hiding in places where people wouldn’t find me. My first place was in a hole I dug in the sand, but I was easily spotted.

Next I tried a hole in a tree (see photo 5), but that was no good either. I just couldn’t camouflage myself enough.

If I can’t hide IN a tree, I would escape out of reach UP a tree (see photo 6). But they just sent a nasty bird to shoo me down!

In desperation, I started to plan an underwater escape to another island I could see in the distance. So I put on my snorkelling gear and hatched a plan to escape properly this time
Once in the water I paddled as fast as my little paws would carry me – I would be free at last!

I was getting away – no one could catch me now. I was far too fast for them

 

 

When I reached my very own deserted island, I was exhausted. But it turned out I wasn’t alone after all. As the sun went down, my newly found bunny friend persuaded me that I really must go home to continue my fundraising for Bobtails rabbit & guinea pig rescue. I had to agree with her, so I am now ready for my next trip.

Now that was what I call a blooming good holiday! So if anybody reading this is thinking of going to The Seychelles and has space for me in their suitcase, you know where I am! Rhubarb
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