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20.02.09

Found some old unfinished pieces. They will remain unfinished - I am bored with them. I'm including them here because I want to clear the clutter from my mind. Now knowing there is nothing lurking in the bottom of a drawer or at the back of my mind I can make a fresh start. I need a cerebral current, a FRESH air to dislodge every mote from my mind's eye. A common BREEZE sometimes smooth and sometimes ragged.

Henceforth I can concentrate on my code. No point putting my code on the web no one would understand it. Wait till 0?0?09 before putting this on my website. I will have saved enough money by then to pay for it.

Animals with five fingers/claws. Saw: Lion, tiger, bear, turtle, possom, komodo dragon, mole, ferret, aligator, otter, wallaby, lemur, baboon, iguana lizard, gorilla, honey badger, orang-utan, loris, wombat, chimpanzee, sea lion, kangaroo, mandrill, marmoset, gibbon, koala bear, tortoise, bat (fishing), hedgehog, squirrel, gibbon - developing into mittens? Dolphin, porcupine, field vole, beaver, stoat, crocodile, racoon, pinemarten, chipmunk, shrew, tasmanian devil, dog, saggy-skinned frog (toes), meerkat, rat, molerat, platypus "dewclaw, a nonfunctional claw."

Observe, at least, two hundred then extrapolate.


Democracy? Party political broadcast for every party except the communist party in this country.


Beethoven was slighted for being 'common' his name being Ludwig van Beethoven instead of Ludwig von Beethoven. He replied "Nobility is here and here" pointing to his heart and his head.


Everything included herein is all my own work - except those few pieces with quotation marks OBVIOUSLY.

My view of Heaven and Earth

Because each leg ends in a right angle I find two-legged garments, from pyjamas to jeans, extremely annoying. When I'm in a hurry, no matter how much I point my toes down, I usually catch one of my toes in the cuff - 'turn-ups' or straight.


Why do old women wear low-cut dresses with short sleeves showing their mottled, flabby, wrinkled skin?


Omnipotence - omniscience? People don't want such power - such a boring life. That's shy brain scans can often be a 'red herring'. Deliberately so.


Knowledge of quarks, protons and electrons won't make the world more real. Nor will knowledge of neurons, synapses and the limbic system give you more zeal. When you are depressed bananas, and toast might heal; competitive exercise, a bottle of wine and a hearty meal. Best of all: feel. Take a walk through the park in the rain. But if you want ot stay longer on an even keel what you need from life is a better deal!


I knew the lay was a lie when she said her name was Carol in tones reminiscent of boiler plate and rifle-barrel. Her skirt to the fork of hirsute thigh, was slit concealing, I fear, much more than a clit. But I had no inclination to quarrel for I'm sure she was hung like a bay or a sorrel and she might apologise after the brawl, in ther stilettos standing so tall! And I'd have to lie eyeball to ball!


Lambs and calves must be allowed to grow up. (People should eat mutton and beef instead) All heathly creatures allowed to mature.


Audiences will applaud anything. People will clap anything.


When I lived in Earls Court, London, I was waiting to cross Cromwell Road early one afternoon when a young mother with a baby in a buggy came and stood near the kerb. As she waited to cross the road I could tell by her body language that she was thinking 'what can I do?' Her head was bowed. The baby's head was in a fog of exhaust fumes belched out by the heavy traffic. Governments should stop worrying about climate change and worry more about the effect exhaust fumes from traffic is having on people.


HDTV is not for me - to see holes in the skin where sweat might begin and furrowed lips like corrugated tin where spit and spores are harbouring.


Make a prototype of the mind's eye drawing book. Its purpose - to stimulate the imagination. The seemingly unfathomable is the only suitable amphitheatre for the imagination.


Scientists say the universe can not be eternal because of the 2nd law of thermodynamics (atrophy - increasing disorder). A law introduced by a human! Overriding all of nature! What would a normal person do with a disordered room? Would tidying it up reintroduce some order? The universe/nature is less intelligent? Do not forget Contrast - Change - Emotion.

Celebrity

Screen with various pairs of eyes, ears, eyebrowns, hairstyles etc, each numbered. Players would choose the numbers they thought fits the named celebrity. The winner is that contestant with the exact or nearest likeness. The correct numbers would then be projected onto the screen and assembled to show the face of the celebrity in question. The game might be called 'Make Up'.


"Surreal"
A game which consists of twelve 12" x 8" transparent sheets of acetate each with an entanglement of coloured lines and macula printed upon it. A block of white plastic 12" x 8" for high relief and sheets of 12" x 8" tracing paper. A player throws two dice and is thereby given a numbered sheet of acetate which he places on the white block in order to render the print more conspicuous. A one minute survey of the print is allowed. He then covers the print with the tracing-paper and sketches that which he discerns, subsequently placing the drawing under the print to prove his creation. The player who, after six or twelve games, has the most drawings, or the most elaborate, is the winner.


A board with 400 numbered squares and 3 coloured dice: black, white and red. Throwing the three coloured dice and starting from the middle of the board at 'zero'. Or winning a sum of money.

To add infinite variety, the board, together with the book of information, could be used not only to play "Famous Faces", but also "Famous Places", for example, Japan, questions: population, capital city, currency, national cuisine. The board and book may also be used to play "Other Creatures", with a description of animals and their habitat, birds, fish and plants.

The game would be useful in schools for the study of any subject, especially if the winner won a prize.

The player who throws the dice in such a way that he moves slowly across the board has the opportunity of answering the most questions thereby achieving the highest score.


"Composer's Kit"
Consdering the number of young people who buy guitars and other musical instruments, I am surprised that such a kit has not been marketed. The kit consists of six aids to composing music. It is not a text-book on harmony and counterpoint etc, but six simple aids - four of which are solid objects - to composing tunes.

All the money in the world is not going to help when you're dead and maggots are crawling out of your face, nor does money help if you live in a palatial mansion wandering aimlessly from empty room to empty room.


All the radio, television, magazines and newspapers you've become acquainted with over the years was anything ever said that was truly profound or life changing? Candyfloss! Maybe I missed it.


"No hugging if your team-mate scores a goal." We are ruled by aliens.


Which kind of fabric do scientists imagine interstellar space is made of ? With billions of suns wouldn't it be burn't full of holes or torn to shreds with all the activity in space - planets, moons.
Meteors, comets, etc? No, space is space - room to move.


While passing the porch of an old church I saw the leaf of a tree falling - it seemed to be falling through liquid. This has scientific connotations, not religious.


Fright Story.
In bed in an empty house with one arm outside the bedclothes & one hand just over the edge of the bed when suddenly you feel your fingers being held by a child's hand.


"Bonuses paid in the City of London last year - twenty-eight billion pounds."


Comment

Some of the greatest minds in history believed in an individual playing God. Their first mistake.
2nd: Believed mathematics (like the Renaissance thinkers) would prove everything.
3rd: That infinity as an entity existed. Naieve.
Cantor (mathematician) went insane.
"Girdel" Godel (maths) insane.
Turing - computers - "will go on learning, thinking, communicating."

Turing was pumped with female hormones by governments & security services to try and change his homosexuality but he developed breasts and began to lose his mind. Suicide. What a waste.
Girdel - If he found himself in the middle of a crowded room would plot a path to the nearest exit so that he wouldn't have to touch anyone. He believed the mind could reach beyond maths & logic for answers & so was not a machine/computer."


People who sacrifice animals to their God in order to please the God who made those animals are mindless. If they made a piece of furniture for their home & another person deliberately destroyed it, would they be pleased?


Albert Einstein (Jew): "The bible is a collection of childish superstitions."


The Orphan

Vapours formed of a sad thought.
An Etna, Niagra, a splash, a ripple.
And what can one so small possibly do please?
Lakes are your fountains, cauldrons your seas.


Do not expect mercy when China rules the world.


One of my thought experiments.
Acceleration:
Rifleman sitting in the carriage of continuously accelerating train aims his rifle at the fromt of the carriage. The bullet leaves the barrel, the train catches up with the bullet, the bullet goes back down the barrel. To prove that the rifleman is not travelling back in time, he cannot fire the same bullet again because the gunpowder has already been expended.


Ideas - Inventions - one of 87 I will keep for my code.

Oracle
'Tripod'
or
'Augur'

Introduction

With its computerised technology and vast resources modern medecine excels. No other therapy can match it. It is wise therefore to consult your doctor when you are feeling ill. Nevertheless, modern medecine is not infallible. It readily admits that many modern ailments have no determinant: "The precise cause is not known".
The author cannot stress enough the importance of consulting a doctor whenever you are feeling unwell. Remember, something as simple as a stiff neck can also be symptomatic of meningitis! And while vomiting can be caused by a bad smell it can also be caused by smallpox, cerebral tumours, etc. Diarrhoea, though precipitated by nervous excitement, a chill, or even a change in the weather is also symptomatic of typhoid, cholera, dysentery, diseases of the liver, kidneys, lungs, heart, etc! If however after seeing your G.P., various specialists and so on, you continue to suffer, then a 'Voyage of discovery' might be just the ticket. No one knows your own body better than your own subconscious mind. After all, who else regulates and monitors the whole complex system - including the so-called autonomic nervous system? You possess in fact, inside information! The question is how best to tap that hidden thesaurus? Answers to problems do not always surface in one's conscious mind because consciousness often deliberately suppresses them. It does so because some answers tend to conflict with the morals of society or with a personal code of conduct. If a particular answer to a problem is elicited and it causes grave concern to the enquirer it might be better to re-bury it and suffer the consequences, e.g. migraine!
continued ...........

How to consciously contact one's subconscious without drugs or hypnosis.


You cannot genuinely communicate with other animals till they want to communicate with you. "You can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink."


Peaple say that as the quality of life in this country is going downhill fast, the thought of dying does not bother them as much as it used to. With CCTV cameras everywhere, even in restaurants. They also have pinhole cameras in every pillar & post, including spies to monitor every e-mail & website, your home phone and letter writing. Spies also focus on conversations in a busy street with audioscopes (a small, slim form of telescope). How vain these technophiles are: "See how clever I am."


Heard someone say "Take your money out of the bank & hide it in your house." Burglars? They don't dig up gardens. Plant a thorn bush over it or a cross with a picture of a big dog. Burglars might start digging if they read this.


Four variations on the theme of 'Greensleeves'

Complete 3rd Variation.


Gravitation is in everything.


For an entirely new mode of interstellar travel science will have to change its opinion.


"Children were skinned & their fat taken to make candles. Children were also crucified."


Opening paragraph, in fact the first sentence, must engage the reader's attention immediately because there is much else in today's world to occupy their mind.

Done.
Words  

Children's adventure story (full length) : 'The Poppinjay family.' Family move from city to countryside. Father, mother, two children: Martin, 10 and Annabel, 9 and their dog, Mud.

Full length
Needs revising





Crime (based in London & L.A.) Opening scene - crime boss softly sopken, pedantic, visits one of his London casinos with two minders and accuses the manager of stealing money from him, He orders one of his minders to fill a beaker with loose change while the other minder is told to break the managers jaw and then restrain him: Possible description: 'A cascade of silver and copper pours between the managers jaws choking him with the small change of one pence and five pence pieces.'


Proposed Western
(full length):


Wagon master while overseeing the horses and mules one night has his wife raped in their wagon by four saddle tramps who had joined the wagon train that morning. The four rapists then hightail it out of there. When the wagon train stops at the next town the wagon master goes searching with a vengeance.

Porn
(short story)
Done
Needs proof
reading.
About 36,000 words.



  Sci-Fi: Robots in uniform, entanglement. Physics and religious fundamentallists.

Done.

Proposed supernatural horror (full length): Young housewife washing dishes in kitchen sink by closed window facing onto wasteground. Looking up she sees and old woman who has the long bony fingers of both her hands flat agains the glass with their long nails scratching and her wild eyes looking all around the window, as if seeking entry.

Etc. Including two comedy scripts.

You can write about anything if you put your mind to it!


"Robots/computers are writing music in every style from Mozart to the Beatles by analysing patterns and writing new tunes. We don't need songwriters anymore."


No individual, no group of people, no matter who they are or what they do can destroy the universe because existence/universe is a co-op and not just of people but all of nature throughout the universe.


"BHP - brake horsepower"? "Working against a brake"? "Horsepower - 745.7 watts."? "One billionth of a second."?
"One billionth of a millimetre."? And so on. Show-off!


Yobs always attack the wrong class of people.


Eating stressed animals e.g. intensive rearing of poultry, must eventually cause disease in homo sapiens.


Why is glass instead of plastic still used in windows etc? A bomb, or any kind of explosive force, would send shattered glass flying everywhere cutting people to shreds. Are 'officials' receiving backhanders from glass manufacturers?


"English people, reportedly, are being laughed at abroad because they are fed false facts and figures. In England for instance, the inventors of television."


Use telepathy to divert an aggressors intention.


Complete the other tunes you composed years ago.


Amazing how quickly celebrities are forgotten. Asked who Jimi Hendrix was, a young man didn't know. Only some famous people are remembered - Shakespeare, Da Vinci etc.



Off the top of my head - a few things to think about concerning light: The filament in a light bulb, or the oil in a lamp, shows colour the same as the sun in the sky. With many different 'wavelengths' of light entering the eye at the same time, jostling from every angle, why do we not see a blur of white light? When we see individual stars in the sky why do we not see a sheet of light? Forget magnitude. When we see a red, white & blue flag, without the light having gone through a prism - do we see the same colours in order to communicate? Would someone, never having communicated with another human being, see the same colours that I see? How does the brain distinguish so quickly the enormous number of shades that every colour has? Is the intensity of a colour affected by the mood of the observer e.g. love, hate?
Through prisms light will slow down --- Through a very long prism would some colours exit before others? Ones eyes may be open but unless one's mind is open one sees nothing. For an object to register the mind must focus. So, would it make a difference if colours, instesd of vibrations, travelled down the optic nerve?
The rainbow in the sky, half a bubble? Roughly. Blow a rainbow in the sky by blowing water from the mouth, use a camcorder.
A material object in not a sponge absorbing a multitude of frequencies. An object is a particular colour surely because it vibrates in harmony with a particular wavelength. So, a blue object is inherently blue. Experiment with small mirrors, colour filters, prisms etceteras. In biology/psychology/cosmology I expect 'red herrings' are deliberately planted - What mature intelligent person would wish to be omniscient? How boring a life that would be!
Two prisms - light exiting from the second: do the seven colours run till they all become equal in energy producing white light once more? Do they speed up? Or is the white light from the second prism marginally slower than the true speed of light in a vacuum? Or like athletes on a seven lane track in a stadium - soon the seven athletes are running parallel. Never ending questions! With a different gradient the seven colours might.....

Everything else, on every other subject, I will put in my code.

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